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Tiffany walks over and flips on the news
Black anchor: Dude! Have you seen all the mauling reports!
White dude: I have indeed! I just hope our dear Shayna is ok, we haven't heard from her in a while.
One day, the moon suddenly stopped and nobody realized what was coming. Now, a group of sims must fight their way through an ever growing world of flesh-eating sims.
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Tiffany: Oh no... even that poor news lady....
Tiffany: Wait... WHAT THE F*CK AM I DOING SITTING HERE!
Tiffany: I am Hurricane Tiffany, the kicker of Ass'
Tiffany: Just hold on till I find you Naomi, I won't let you die....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back at City Hall~~~~~~~
Man: You okay ma'am?
Naomi: I'm fine, thank you.... I'm Naomi by the way....
Man: Nice to meet you, I'm Logan.
Naomi: Well... it was nice meeting you....
Naomi: But you didn't need to save me.
Logan: Most people say thank you when someone shoots a flesh-eating zombie...
Naomi: I can take care of myself... I'd tell you... but...
Logan: Oh screw you
Naomi: Well that escalated! Calm down...
Logan: I helped you, all I ask for...
Logan: IS A THANK YOU!
Naomi: Fine, thank you.
Naomi: You didn't have to yell... *Begins to cry*
Logan sighs
Logan: Okay, maybe I was a little harsh... I'm sorry... This whole.. walking dead crap is stressing me out... what do you say to joining me in surviving....
Naomi: Joining you....
Naomi: Well.... I'm sorta trying to get back to my friend... you know... I wanna be with her. Her name's Tiffany and I wanna be with her till we die... we've been best friends since little school.
Logan: I understand... Hey... what was that about taking care of yourself again?
Naomi: oh right... Here.
Naomi pulls out a wand and casts a spell on Logan.
Logan: Holy crap!
Logan: I suddenly feel really lucky!
Logan: Spell casting... wickedly beautiful.... You must be a witch!
Naomi: Wickedly beautiful? Are you trying to hit on me....
Logan: What?... No... I... I was complementing you....
Logan: Okay, so how about I help you find your friend...
Logan: And you both can come with me. My buddy Silver is at a campsite outside of town and we can stay there.
Naomi: Sure... but...
Naomi: Don't hit on me... OR Tiffany.
Logan: Deal...
Logan: Can't believe that worked... So you sure you don't wanna get a drink sometime?
Naomi: Didn't I... *sighs*
Naomi blushes, "I'll think about it... now let's go inside for the night."
~~~~~~~~~~~~Back at Waylon's haunt~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cleo: This is such a weird place, not that my hometown isn't any wierder.
Cleo: Huh... nobody's around...
Roxie: Yo bartender! We need some fun up in here!
Roxie: Come on, you know you wanna do this! I'm drunk so I won't resist.
Roxie: Unse Unse Unse Unse Unse Unse
Bartender: I really don't get paid enough for this.
Cleo: It's a little creepy out here...
Roxie: I can go lesbian anytime girlfriend!
Cleo: I really have no idea why I left my old town.
Roxie: This counter has room for two, go on and hop up here.
Bartender turns on the TV, "You girls may wanna see this ..."
Cleo rolls her eyes at Roxie and looks up at the TV.
Shayna: Alright, are we rolling?
Joe: Yes ma'am.
Shayna: Hello?! Cooperate... I have something to say.. before I day...
Shayna: I WILL MURDER YOU WHEN I FIND YOU! YOU LEFT ME HERE TO DIE YOU F*CKWADS!
Joe: I'm not sure....
Shayna: I can't wait to squeeze the juices out of their little skulls.
Joe: That's a little psychotic...
Shayna: There's someone over there we can interview... at least the sun's coming up.
Shayna yawns, "God, I was up ALL night. Okay, sir I was wondering if you knew anything..."
Man: Please... Please... Leave me be..
Shayna: Is that a bite on your arm?! *Gasps* Joe, get a shot of this!
Joe: Yes ma'am.
Man: Please... NO!!! *begins turning green*
Shayna: oh my god.... Did you get a shot of that?!
The man lunges at Joe and bites into him. Joe then bashes his head in with the camera.
Joe begins getting lightheaded... "I don't... I don't feel so good". He drops the camera on the ground.
Joe falls to the ground, "Ms Shayna, run! Run away!"
Shayna: Oh god! No! Not me!!
Shayna begins running and knocks the camera over.
Shayna: Oh god! The suns up but he's still here!
Shayna: i think I see town hall!
Naomi: I definitely didn't sleep good.
Logan: Your office is pretty cozy.
Shayna falls on the ground, "Please! help me!!!"
Naomi: Are you alright? Logan get your gun out!
Logan: Already on it!
Logan shoots Joe in the head.
Shayna: Is he... Is he dead....
Shayna sits up
Naomi: Aren't you that girl from the news....
Shayna: Its....
Shayna: It's all my fault....
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