One day, the moon just stopped. It was stuck in it's full phase and has unforeseen effects on the environment... like... maybe... a zombie apocalypse...
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News Anchor: This just in!
News anchor: We have breaking news from the park, we now go live to totally radical reporter, Shayna Deloach. Shayna what do you have to tell us?
Shayna: I am just now recieve reports of people rising out of their graves and attacking people! It must be true since I can't find my microphone anywhere!
Scienist: It's true! It's true!!
Shayna: Um... Sir... what are you talking about?
Scientist: The dead people rising! Over at the local Astronomy lab, we have been observing the moon! It's stop rotating and is now stuck in it's full moon phase! It's causing the dead to rise!
Shayna: Your kidding right....
Shayna: GET THIS WEIRDO OFF MY SET!
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| Naomi: Alright, I'm off to work Tif! I'll be back laters! |
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| Tiffany: kk Naomi! I'll be working at the club later so I might not be home! |
Naomi: Alright, cya!
Tiffany: *Whoosh* OH MY GOSH, HURRICANE TIFFANY! *Splashes water*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Waylon's Haunt~~~~~~~~~~~
Bartender: You come here often? Never met before.
Cleo: I just moved here.
Roxie puts her guitar away
Roxie: Alright, finished my gig!
Roxie: Just put some of the payment on my bill.
Bartender: So what do ya want?
Roxie: I'll take a big mistake.
Cleo: Who named these drinks....
Roxie: So, hows your wife?
Bartender: Killed herself....
Roxie: Oh... I'm... I'm sorry.....
She looks at Cleo.
Roxie: Oh hello! I'm Rockin' Roxie. You know, the famous singer.
Cleo: Never heard of you.
Roxie: Tsk, Little B*tch....
Roxie: I deserve this drink, I deserve it... I should be more famous considering the amount of time I give up that I could be using to take care of my daughter.
Roxie: Whatever then.
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| Cleo: I'm leaving, thank you for the drink though. |
Shayna: THIS JUST IN!!! The bridge that lets people leave Bridgeport has just been closed off!
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| Tiffany: What! But why.... |
Shayna: With the recent Zombie sightings, the police had to take action and closed off the city. Anyone inside the city is unable to leave.... wait.... I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE!
Tiffany: I need to call Naomi.
Tiffany: Did you see the news! The bridge is closed off, and nobody can get through! It's because of those stupid zombie sighting that the police are scared sh*tless!
Naomi: Oh it's fine, I can just walk across. If they see I'm a real person, they'll let me through. And if they don't, I'll just take the subway.
Tiffany: Oh you are so brave.....
Tiffany: I swear to god, If you die I will cut a b*tch with my sword.
Naomi: You don't have a sword...
Naomi: I'll be home for dinner, and If I'm not... then... I'm not. Love you, byeeee!
Tiffany: oh Naomi.....
Naomi: Whoa... look at that... another full moon tonight....
Naomi: I'll just take the subway home. It's be faster.
Naomi: Crap... I forgot it's out of order...
Naomi: Might as well walk home... I swear if Tif gets out her sword, the city better be prepared for that blonde bimbos wrath.
Naomi: Huh?... There's someone up there...
Naomi: Excuse me! Miss! City Hall's already closed for the night!
Lady: *growls and looks at Naomi*
Lady: BRAINS!!!
The lady begins running at Naomi
Naomi: oh god, no!
Man: Don't worry, I got you! *Points gun at the Zombie Lady person and shoots her in the head*
Naomi: What the hell... What just happened!
Man: This is the part where you say thank you.
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